The Video Post

So I am determined to get the grandparents access to the funny videos we amuse ourselves with in our daily life the The Booger. Hope everyone enjoys these as much as we do! I did sacrifice some quality in order to post them on the blog, but I heard that my attempts to post to MySpace were not successful.

Luc takes Paris by Storm!

Yes, we really did get on a transatlantic flight with an almost-three-year-old. And survived though I think several people around us may have been rethinking their decisions pertaining to their future children. The occasion was Granny's 97 birthday (Daddy's Granny, actually). It is also Mica and Avi's last year in Paris, so off we went. Luc adjusted to the time difference well and was more or less remarkably well behaved. He ate more cheese than is good for any one person, took his first bus ride, took his first metro ride, his first pony ride, and pointed out the Eiffel Tower to us each time we passed it (Mica and Avi live by the Tour, so it was often). He loved Paris's many parks and engaged the shy French children in play even though thay just stared at him when he said hello.

Granny had presents for Luc, so he thoroughly enjoyed his time with her, and she with him. He charmed her by saying, "Merci boucoup!" every chance he got. He didn't quite understand that we were so far from home and kept asking to go to Sea World, the beach and Sadie's house. While he had fun, he was glad to come home too. The pictures tell the story better, so here you go...

The seasoned traveler, Luc B. Carner. He loved airline food. Go figure.

Luc's first bus ride, sitting next to Avi. He grew quite possessive of the buses over the week. He didn't like strangers holding on to "his" handrail. Mica and Avi live off a very convenient bus line, so we had plenty of opportunities to indulge Luc in his bus riding quest.

Avi bought Luc many tokens to the carousel at the base of the Tour de Eiffel. Luc loved every ride.

Luc's pony ride in the Luxembourg Gardens. He loves it so much that he took two rides. A little French girl befriended him on one ride.

Luc explores the piggy bank given to him by Granny. It was stuffed full of Euro coins that were used to finance his desires once back in Paris. He also helped Granny open her birthday presents and was disappointed to report that the packages contained no toys.

This picture is was Luc remembers about the Notre Dame Cathedral: there was a park outside! We said, "Luc, do you see the big church?" He looked around and said, "Where?"

Luc's first train ride. He was very impressed by the train, but liked the bus rides more.

Luc and Mommy next to Luc's beloved Tour. He also enjoyed waiving to the tourists on the BatoBus tours on the Seine as the passed beneath the bridges.

We got very lucky with the weather and got to spend a lot of time walking around Paris.

Let me explain, no, there is too much. Let me sum up...

I know, I know! What can I say… blogging has not been at the top of my list of “To Do’s” lately. But I am trying to get better about it. OK, quick recap of the last few months…

September – Fairly uneventful (at least from this far away). We had lots of family birthdays. Luc dutifully called everyone and asked if they were eating cake.

October – The first Halloween of Luc’s recollection. He decided to be a tiger and
spent weeks practicing growling and saying, “Trick or treat!” We went trick or treating at Sea World as a practice run, he had a party at day care, and wound up the celebration with trick or treating with friends Sadie and Ethan. He was a little shy at the first house, but after he realized there was candy to be had, he pushed his way up to the front of the group and even asked for more candy at several houses! Months later, he still talks about going to people’s houses for candy. We’ve worked hard to convince him that Halloween only comes around once per year. So far, he’s not buying it.

November – We packed up “Daddy New Car” (a 2007 Prius) and made tracks for Arizona for Thanksgiving. Luc had a great time as the only grandchild in attendance at Gramma and Papa’s house. He had the run of the playroom, including a robotic tool bench named “Smarty Marty”. Smarty Marty scared the pants off of Luc… so much so that we had to remove Smarty from the playroom, put him in Mommy and Daddy’s room, and cover him with a blanket. Luc would check several times a day to make sure Smarty stayed put. We enjoyed a lovely Thanksgiving at Aunt Anne and Uncle Mark’s house. Luc got lots of loving from Auntie Sarah. We got to meet Auntie Sarah’s boyfriend, Dan (Luc calls him Auntie Dan), who was adventuresome enough to go to the Wildlife Zoo with us to look at Christmas lights. Luc discovered a love for merry-go-rounds and took two rides while we were there. At dinner that evening, Luc engaged Gramma in a battle of logic. The conversation went something like this:

Gramma (sitting next to Mommy in the booth, gives her a hug): “Luc, this is my baby.”
Luc (looking at Gramma suspiciously): “No Gramma. She not a baby, she a girl.”
Gramma (hugging Mommy tighter): “Yes, she is a girl. She is my baby girl.”
Luc (looking annoyed): “Gramma! She not a baby! She a girl. She my mommy!”
Gramma (holding back laughter): “She was my baby girl first. She’ll always be my baby girl.”
Luc (has had enough of Gramma, turns to Auntie Sarah): “Auntie Sayuh, tell Gramma she not a baby!”
Gramma (opening laughing now): “Luc! She is my baby girl, and your mommy.”
Luc (still ignoring Gramma and addressing Auntie Sarah): “Auntie Sayuh, tell Gramma she NOT A BABY!”
The conversation dissolved in to giggles from there. Gramma can still get a rise out of Luc by resurrecting that conversation topic.

December – Luc was amped for Christmas, constantly asking when “Christmas” was bringing his presents. Every night on the way home, we were on the lookout for “Santa” lights and he had a good time decorating the Christmas tree with his ornaments. He never noticed that we came along behind and redistributed the decorations to cover more than the bottom front of the tree. If you asked him what he wanted for Christmas, you got the same answer each time: a car, toys, and candy. We had quite a crowd for the holidays this year. Gramma, Papa and Auntie Sarah drove in from Phoenix and Uncle Deric flew down from San Francisco for some family time. Luc was thrilled with all the people to play with, once he got over his shyness. Even after all the big talk about presents, Luc was stunned Christmas morning when he saw the pile of presents that had accumulated overnight. He tore in to them, rarely flagging even when it was a present for someone else. His official Christmas motto was “No Present Left Unwrapped”. The holiday festivities didn’t leave us much time for sightseeing, but we did manage a family trip out to the USS Midway, an aircraft carrier turned museum parked in San Diego Bay. Luc thoroughly enjoyed the tour, though he watched the majority of it through his eyelids, having fallen asleep the very moment I crossed the threshold with him in my arms. He woke up in time to tour the top deck where the planes were on display. He sat in the cockpit of a plane and pushed some buttons, very pleased with himself.

January – Started off with a bang as we attended the Cortopassis annual New Year’s Eve dinner. We made it to midnight this year, but just barely! We settled back in to our normal routine and had a nice quiet month. Luc’s favorite new phrase: “I almost three!”

February – February delivered to Luc a new favorite holiday: Valentine’s Day. He really loves any holiday that promotes the shameless giving of candy. We also had the chance to watch a full lunar eclipse on February 20. Luc watched the moon “disappear” and asked what happened to it. When I asked him what he thought happened, he replied out of the blue, “The raccoons took it!” When he saw the moon reappear later as we were driving home, he remarked to himself, “The raccoons brought the moon back!” Don’t know exactly where he got this idea, but he seems satisfied with the answer, so we’re going with it for now.

June Bugs

There is no rest for the weary when there is a two year old in the house! The sheer drama associated with being two is enough to wear a person out. Luc is a young man of extremes right now… his shattering disappointment at sharing toys matched only by his unbridled enthusiasm for strawbabies.

Dolphins and Penguins and Whales… Oh My!
Mommy had a day off of work when her office relocated this month. We asked Luc if he wanted to go see the animals at the fair. He said, “I go see whales!” So, we changed our plans and took him to Sea World instead. Friday morning, he was dressed and ready to go, standing by the front door at 8 AM. Since Sea World doesn’t actually open until 10 AM, we had to explain that the whales were still asleep. Once we were actually in the park, he was so excited you could practically see the energy crackling around him. The penguins were the first stop, in keeping with his current obsession with Happy Feet. He was a little concerned that the penguins in the water were going to be chased by whales and/or seals, but once he realized there were no threats, he loved the exhibit so much that we had to go through it twice. The dolphins were a hit as well. We made it during feeding time, so they were very active. They came close enough to pet, but Luc would have none of it. We were killing time until the Shamu show, so we stopped by the sting ray and eel exhibit. He didn’t like the eels (I don’t blame him, I think they are creepy too), but he did like the other fish in the tank. The hit of the day was the Shamu show. He was thoroughly captivated by it. He stared intently during the tricks and jumps and clapped after each performance. After Shamu we hit up the Shark Encounter where he correctly identified a barracuda (he is his father’s son!). He wasn’t too sure about going in the water with the sharks, but when he found out it was a tunnel and we could stay dry, he was all over it. He crashed out in his stroller as we made our way over to the polar bears, so we decided to save something for next time and called it a day. He’s been talking about whales, penguins and dolphins ever since. Fortunately for Luc, we bought year long passes, so he can see all the marine life he can handle.

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?
The Guzman Family Reunion was held at Covina Park in mid-June. We are quite a group when all together, so we were looking forward to a fun filled day. Luc loved the park and made friends with Cousin Mandy’s daughter, Jennifer, who fed him all the cake he wanted. We saw Grandpa Art, Great Grandpa Henry, Tio Henry and lots of tias who pinched Luc’s big fat cheeks. Shawn counted over 125 people before he lost count of family members. Grandpa Art introduced Luc to the wonders of the ice cream man, so his day was a success.

Happy I Ceam Day, Daddy
Luc was awake bright and early Father’s Day morning. As we ate our cereal together, we were practicing saying “Happy Father’s Day” before Shawn woke up. Luc played along for a few minutes before correcting me saying, “NO. Happy I CEAM Day Mommy.” We drove up to Oceanside that evening to take Daddy to dinner and did end the evening with Luc’s favorite “dirt” (dessert), ice cream.

Nothing Like That Good Mountain Air
We were invited to spend the weekend in Idyllwild at a cabin owned by the grandparents of Luc’s friend Max. We packed up the car as if we were going to be gone for a week instead of 1.5 days and headed up to the beautiful mountains. Luc and Max were delighted with each other’s company and had a blast playing together. Saturday morning we packed up the boys (big and little) and headed to Lake Hemet. Daddy went mountain biking, the other big boys went fishing and the little boys threw rocks in the water. We picnicked on the lake shore and then took naps all around. More kids and families showed up that afternoon and it was kid chaos. For the record, 11 adults and 6 kids under the age of 3 are probably too many for one cabin. But everyone got along very well and the bath water was black every night… a good sign that fun was had.

What’s Ahead for July
We can’t believe that it is already going to be July, but we have lots to look forward to next month! We will spend the 4th of July on Coronado with our neighbors, Maxwell Cortopassi’s 2 birthday is July 7, and best of all, Mica and Avi come for a visit July 15. With so much to look forward to, it is no wonder the summer is flying by!

May, May, Marvelous May!

May is always a busy month for Master Luc. We started building the birthday excitement as soon as May hit and he wasn’t disappointed.

Luc’s Ticket to Ride
Mommy and Luc went to visit Grandma and Papa for Mother’s Day Weekend. Mommy had a free ticket and it was Luc’s last chance to fly for free before he turned the big -2-. Luc was very excited about going on the plane until we actually took off, then he wanted down. Fortunately, we sat next to a very nice lady who was, I am sure, delighted that we were not traveling all the way to Pittsburgh next to her. He showed her his books, his cup of apple juice and everything in his backpack. He played the shy boy in the airport but was soon hanging out with Grandma yelling, “BANG!” as he watched the luggage come down the chute. By the time the Mead families showed up Friday night, Luc was read for action. Cousin Wes showed up with his Daddy and crawled after Luc just as fast as can be. Luc kept the party going until 9 PM before he crashed. He did manage to get to a few presents that night. Aunt Lou-Lou’s 4 pack o’ balls was the hit of the evening. The next day, Mommy and Grandma headed off for a little Mother’s Day spa action while Luc hung out with Papa and Auntie Sarah. Luc took a special liking to Papa’s big leather chair and ultimately passed out in it for his nap that afternoon. Luc celebrated Mother’s Day by waking Mommy up at 5:30 AM. We let Grandma sleep a little longer before going to feed the ducks. We ended up feeding not only ducks, but turtles and carp as well. Back at home, Grandma made Luc “wapples and strawbabies” for breakfast, with plenty of whipped “keem”. Luc’s cousins, Billy and Camden, came over for a barbecue that afternoon with their mom and dad. Luc adored playing with the big boys, even following their lead and jumping off the side of the pool in to my arms. He screeched with delight each time someone jumped in. He loved the pool so much that when Mommy was done, he went back in with Auntie Sarah. Grandma took us to the airport early the next day and we went home to prepare for the big birthday!

Luc turns 2
We started out Luc’s birthday like we do every Sunday. Daddy gets up with Luc first thing and Mommy tries to get a few more minutes of sleep before taking over. Mommy packs Luc up and we head out to the dog park to meet up with Mattie and Stella, Luc’s two schnauzer friends. Because it was a special day, we stopped and got Luc a celebratory “Moo Latte” from his girlfriends at Starbucks. Last minute party errands after the walk meant no morning nap for Luc. His friends started showing up around 11 AM and the party really started when Daddy turned on the kiddie music and the bubble maker! Luc had a “Cars” theme birthday and seemed to get a kick out of yelling “kachow!” every once in a while. Mommy gave herself a nice case of carpal tunnel decorating his Lightening McQueen cake, but it was worth it when his face lit up upon seeing the cake. The presents were a big hit and we spent some time explaining to Luc that sharing didn’t mean the kids were going to take his toys home with them. Luc experienced the After-Birthday-Sugar-Crash and had to be woken from his nap lest he not go to bed later that evening. When I asked him if he was a good birthday, he groggily replied, “yeah Mommy.”

Arrrggg Matey
Luc is very popular this month and has been attending parties galore. Paola invited us to a Pirate’s Party Memorial Day Weekend in honor of Captain Jack Sparrow. We declined the movie invite, but did partake of the pirate booty including some serious bling and dip with chips. His buddy Max was there as well, so there was fun all around. Well, the mommies did a fair amount of chasing, but the boys definitely had a good time. We had a quiet day off on Monday that included a trip to Fiesta Island with Loki, breakfast in PB with Grandpa Art, some play time in the back yard and finally, to wrap up a great long weekend, some play time with Sadie and Ethan Henry. Daddy and Luc also harvested their first summer bounty, a beautiful zucchini! We can’t wait to see what June has planned for us!

November/May Romance

OK, so the Editor is cheating. She sincerely regrets the circumstances that have lead her down this primrose path (extremely busy work and home life), but is trying to make amends by making this post mostly pictures. She will post an actual May blog in honor of the Big Boy's 2nd Birthday as soon as she get some pictures together.

Turkey Time!

Once again, we packed up the car and headed East for the Thanksgiving Extravaganza with the Mead family. Thanks to Aunt Anita’s portable DVD player, we had a fairly smooth ride. Luc watched “Finding Nemo” several times over and took a nap so he arrived fully charged at Grandma and Papa’s. Luc found Grandma’s potato colander and led the Charge of the Light Potato as Sir Spud, head of the Knights of the Round ‘Tato. He put the colander over his face and charged up and down the hallway. Entertainment is cheap when Luc is around, what can we say? The actual Thanksgiving was a veritable smorgasbord of food, cousins, and all consuming excitement. We also took Luc down to Tucson that weekend to celebrate a friend’s wedding. It being Luc’s 6th or 7th wedding, he was very practiced at eating the favor candy conveniently left on the tables.












Let’s hear those sleigh bells ring!
Who are we kidding??? There’s no sledding in San Diego. In fact, it was warm enough to eat Christmas dinner on the patio. Uncle Deric came to visit from San Francisco, providing Luc with the one person audience he needed to show off his antics. Daddy outdid himself and cooked up a fantastic Christmas dinner that we enjoyed sitting on our back deck. After dinner entertainment included bocce on the lawn and a trip out to La Jolla Shores for a walk along the beach. As for presents, Luc really got in to the spirit of wrapping paper this year and thoroughly enjoyed every minute of every present, his or not.

Back to the Daily Grind

January brings us back to the mundane world of everyday life. But, life with Luc is actually not that ordinary. His language skills are exploding and each day brings a new word to the surface of the bubbling pot of alphabet soup in his head. Below is a brief list of the words we have found most amusing (only amusing after we have deciphered them, of course). I am sure there are more, I just can’t remember them at the moment. On top of these, his own interpretations, he repeats EVERYTHING you say.

Pinkos = flamingos
Macky totos = mashed potatoes
Yolget = yogurt
Mimi = pacifier
Nolk = milk
Eye keem = ice cream
I dood it = I do it
strawbabies = strawberries
mackanoly = guacamole
bluebellies, bloobies, boobies = blueberries
wapples = waffles
Moo Latte = Organic milk at Starbucks

We also made a big change to our lives in January and got Luc a dog. Not just any dog… we adopted a Great Dane. He was named Luke (somewhat confusing, as you might imagine) so we changed it to Loki, the Norse god of mischief. He is rather big, sheds a lot and likes to sleep on the couch. But, he is excellent with Luc and protects him from whatever he thinks Luc needs protection from including small yappy dogs at the dog park, friends that come over to play and random skunks, possums and cats that wander through our backyard. Thanks to Aunt Shanley, he also attended his very first Charger's football game. He made until half time before falling asleep among 30 bazillion screaming fans.


February, March and April passed in a blur of work, home, and back to work again. Luc keeps us on our toes and had become fast friends with Max Cortopassi, Toler Pfaff-Carano, and The Henry kids, Ethan and Sadie. All mommy can say is thank goodness for play dates! The backyard and trips to the zoo are infinitely more fun with friends.